What is the humour like in the United Kingdom?

My answer to What is the humour like in the United Kingdom?

Answer by Desmond Last:

Humour in the U.K (Bend Over Britain) is alive and well. Which is more than can be said of its Politicians. The only way we know our Politicians are alive is when they do not answer the question.

The Government has us hysterics everyday as it calmly and proudly lies to us at every opportunity all done with a straight face. Theresa May is actually a comedian who got lost on the way to work and ended up in 10 Downing Street. May actually believes she is Prime Minister but as she will not arrest cyber criminals we know that she is not. May is an April Fools Joke that has become a nightmare.

The Labour Party not to be outdone by Theresa May have got themselves a Time Machine and brought back Karl Marx as their economics spokesperson. They are still undergoing self-lobotomies.

Yes the biggest joke is that we are the fifth largest economy in the World but we do not make any money. You have to have a sense of humor to deal with that.

The U.K Police have become so strapped for cash that they deliver Pizzas with 999 calls to make some extra money. The Fire Service take buses to 999 calls but keep spilling the buckets of water.

The NHS too has had to hire out its Ambulances for mobile sex workers to pull in some extra cash.

The Royal Navy are saving fuel by having their frigates towed everywhere and the RAF are lost in Syria somewhere.

But the biggest joke in the U.K is the House of Lords. Here the un-elected peers of the realm pretend they are awake whilst earning £300 a day to turn up and say nothing.

What is belly aching hysterical is that at 60 years of age I have never met a Lord or anybody else who has. Yet these dinosaurs are somehow able to use mind reading techniques to know my opinions on matters they are discussing.

Yes in Bend Over Britain humour is alive and well. The Citizens can never get enough of being the butt of the Establishment joke.

What is the humour like in the United Kingdom?

Author: Desmond Last

My name is Desmond Last. For the past 15~ years I have been writing and developing my own original new Ideas and Systems for a Better World. I am employed as a full-time Security Officer for the NSW Government at Liverpool Hospital Sydney. I also act as an Engineering Consultant to EarthCruiser Australia.

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