How can I make a billion dollars?

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My answer to How can I make a billion dollars?

Answer by Desmond Last:

By becoming an elected member of a Government to which countries around the world will give you money for ensuring your people live in poverty and squalor.

Not only will you be given the one billion dollars, but nobody will ensure that every single cent you have been given has been spent on the people you are by law required to assist, in every working hour of your time as an elected official.

Even better companies will sell you executive jets at discounted prices so you can fly to the United Kingdom and shake hands with the Queen.

When you have finished shopping at Harrods and ordering more military equipment so you can shoot any protesters in your country you can then fly onto Washington.

There you will meet Obama who will put out the red carpet for you and make his jokes which we are all meant to laugh at whilst he sends another nuclear armed B2 bomber to South Korea.

Obama will then lecture Kim Jong Un about nuclear irresponsibility whilst showing you the stockpile of 4500 nuclear warheads and his Nobel Peace Prize which does not include Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Gaza, Syria, Aleppo and numerous African states.

Whist you are in the U.S you can go to the United Nations in New York and meet the Human Rights Commissioner for lunch and talk about how you are improving human rights and he too will give you money.

Then you will fly back to your country after having deposited another billion dollars in your Private U.K HSBC account for the oil rights you sold to B.P.

That is how you can become a billionaire.

How can I make a billion dollars?

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